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终止发射 Aborting the launch.
月球上什么也没有！没有！没有！ There is nothing up there!Nothing, nothing!
有人来了 Somebody's coming.
早上好，金星的傻逼们！想跟老夫打？老夫嫩死你们！ Good morning, you fucking Venusians! You wanna fight me? I'll fight you!
警报！警报！击沉俾斯麦号！ May Day, May day,Sink the Bismarck!
我要下来了 I'm coming down.
小心点...这工作得超人来干才行... Look out..this looks like a job for superman...
你丫的梅耶·内马克，滚一边去！快滚，逗比！ Damn you Mayor Nammack, get a move on! Move on! Move on you weirdos!
我知道，我希望你能洗洗身上的味，真的 You know I wish you'd douche; sincerely.
护好你的肘子 Watch your elbow.
嗨老妈，我能请十五分钟去看个片片么？ Hey mom, could I have a quarter for the movies please?
该死的太阳，天空暗淡无光 Damned sun, there is no color in the air.
- 我们在哪个国家？ - 纽约的布朗克斯 - What country is this? - The Bronx.
立-----正！ Attention!
致敬凯撒！ Hail Caesar!
越南战争尾声即将到来的时候 Towards the end of the war in Vietnam an unusually high percentage...
许多美国士兵们突然神经错乱了 ...of american servicemen suddenly manifested symptoms of psychosis.
他们绝大多数都上过正面战场 Most of them were in combat...
之前也没有过精神病史 ...and had no prior history of mental disturbance.
这些事实 These facts,
让话题越传越广，甚至产生了阴谋论 plus the epidemic scope of the problem and the controversial nature of the vietnam war...
导致美国当局不得不怀疑 ...led american authorities to wonder whether many...
如果他们不是装疯卖傻的话，到底会是什么缘故 ...if not most of the men, were faking.
为了揭示这个秘密 To probe the mystery,
政府建立了一个秘密的研究网络 the government established a network of secret study centres and clinics.
其中最具有试验性质的第18研究所 The last of these No. 18 was highly experimental in nature...
设在美国太平洋西北地区的废弃城堡上 ...set up in an old abandoned castle in Pacific northwest in United States.
这些疯子中有一个宇航员 Among these inmates was an astronaut,
曾在火箭上天倒计时的时候让发射流产 who during final countdown had aborted the mission into outer space.
罗伯特·布朗宁拍了拍手 Robert Browning had the clap,
立刻被夏洛特和艾米丽·勃朗特所呵斥 and he caught it from Charlotte and Emily Bronte.
- 闭嘴，脑仁比核桃大不了多少还净逼逼！ - 你不想听真相吗？ - Shut your mouth, you crazy bastard! - You don't want to hear the truth.
- 他受到你们的呵斥... - 闭嘴！ - He caught it from both of them... - Shut up!
脑残儿童乐趣多 Fucking weirdos.
- 自作聪明的学院派傻吊 - 这倒是实话 - Yellow smartass college pricks... - that says it.
你们以为我在过家家，啊？ Who do you think you're kidding, huh?
捣蛋一群，狗屎一坨 Well bad news boys.Tough shit.
猜猜下周谁来接管你们？ Well, guess who's coming to take command next week?
能猜到吗，傻吊们？ Can you guess boys, huh?
一个精神病专家！ A psychiatrist!
最顶尖的，世界最顶尖的！ The best. The best in uniform!
继荣格之后最伟大的精神病专家！（译者注：荣格：人格分析学大师） The greatest fucking psychiatrist since Jung!
专治你们这些捣蛋的鸡巴们... Guessing you're good at,you slimy snakes...
- 说得好 - 太生动了 - Bravo. - Good image.
- 太棒了，格鲁普先生 - 我想反映一个问题，先生 - Splendid, Groper. - Just one more thing sir.
啥问题？ What?
-真想把菠萝插到你屁股上让你当夏威夷佬 -我了个草 -Stick a pineapple up your ass and pretend you're Hawaiian. -Jesus..
我操！谁来了！ Dammit! Who the hell is coming?
文森特，文森特... Vincent, vincent...
文森特！ Vincent!
- 抱歉，长官 - 不，没关系 - Sorry, sir. - Yes, its alright.
我全心全意 I confess that I love you...
等待着你说愿意 ...tell me will you love me too.
也许是我太心急...只是你又何必 I confess that I need you... Oh yes, I do.
- 。。。我是真的爱你 - 闭嘴！ - ...need you every morning. - Shut up!
手里是什么？ What's that in your hand?
是雾笛...附近发现了中国帆船的行迹 A fog horn... chinese junks have been reported in the area.
卡特肖，回来战队 Cutshaw, get back in the line.
- 集合！ - 你得温柔点，格鲁普 - Fall in! - You're supposed to be nice to us, Groper.
精神病专家来了，格鲁普...注意言行！ Here comes the psychiatrist, Groper.. time to clean up your act!
哈哈，现在叫我们鸡巴吧，格鲁普，快点 Yeah, call us pricks now, Groper.Go ahead.
嘿，我们静听教诲，我们来唱首“你是我的阳光”吧 Hey, lets hear it for the shrink! Let's have a song "You are my sunshine."
"你是我的阳光，生命的阳光... "You are my sunshine, my only sunshine...
...你使我快乐，当我忧伤1 ...you make me happy, When skies are grey.
你永不知道，我多么爱你 You'll never know, dear, How much I love you...
我俩永远不要分离 Please don't take my sunshine away...
- 伙计们，别唱了 - 别你妈 - Boys, would you knock this off. - Fuck you.
真的挺好听的 Its very pretty.
听台词，猜电影！ Famous lines from famous movies!
“哦，弗兰基，你老妈忘了我这个老情人了！” "Oh Frankie, your mother forgives me!"
《告密者》里维克多·麦克劳伦说的 Victor McLaglen in "The Informer"
“我们不需要这垃圾的勋章” "We don't need no stinking badges"
《碧血金沙》 "The Treasure of Sierra Madre"
谢谢你，中士 Thank you, sargeant.
- 保重 - 再见，长官 - Take care. - Goodbye, sir.
再会 Goodbye.
他又搞破坏了，我的夹克，衬衫和裤子... He's done it again...My jacket, my shirt and my pants...
遵命 Sir.
伙计们，注意了 Boys, come to attention.
我们要玩“我说你做” You've go to say "Simon says" then we'll do it...
心理疗法，真是奇妙的想法！ Play therapy. What a fine thought!
- 活傻逼 - 我说：集合！ - Poor bastards. - Simon says fall in!
您是那位精神病专家，是吗？卡恩 You're a psychiatrist, aren't you? Kane...
恩，我就知道，我是福罗蒙，我是这儿的主任医师 Yeah, I thought so. I'm Fromme, I'm a medical officer.
我确信您是最棒的，我会给您尽可能的帮助 Sure as glad you're best. I can use all the help I can possibly get.
- 卡特肖！ - 草泥马 - Cutshaw! - Fuck you.
你需要回答：“在” Just answer: "Present".
他们真的是病的不轻 They're really far gone.
也许... Perhaps...
也许？ Perhaps?
什么意思？你要建所疯狂的精神病新学院？ What do you mean? You're following some crazy new school of psychiatry?
这些人比一马车核桃还固执 These guys are nuttier than a wagon-load of pralines.
福罗蒙，福罗蒙在哪？ Fromme, where is Fromme?
- 您能带我去我的住处吗？ - 什么？ - Would you please direct me to my quarters? - What?
- 我的住处，您能带我去我的住处吗？ - 当然，沿着黄色小路下去就是了 - My quarters, would you please direct me to my quarters? - Sure; just follow the yellow brick road.
- 请您再说一次？ - 我说，沿着。。。他们来了 - I beg your pardon? - I said follow... here they are.
士官长克雷布斯和克里斯汀向您报到，长官 Sargeant Krebs and Christian, Sir.
是时候了...带这位先生去手术室好吗？ And bloody damn well about time... Will you get this man into surgery?
难道你们就让他站在这看你们玩游戏？ Or you are planning to just let him stand here while you and your buddies play soldier?!
老天爷，这是什么鬼？这里是医院还是精神病院啊？ For chrissake, what is this?A hospital or a nuthouse?
不，不！别用我的听诊器！ No, no!Not the stethoscope!
别让他把我的裤子弄皱了 Don't let him wrinkle the pants.
我是陆军上校理查德·菲儿，这儿的主任医师 I'm colonel Richard Fell,I'm the medic.
是真的 Really...
伙计们，你们是不是有点瞎鸡巴傻啊？ Boys, aren't you being a little dick silly?
文森特？ Vincent?
侬拉港撒？ Could I have it again please?
你让我想起了文森特·梵高 You remind me of Vincent Van Gogh...
想起了他那幅《麦田上的云雀》，还是鸦群，忘记了 Either that... or a lark in a wheat field. I'm not sure which.
- 你喝多了吗？ - 工作时我从不喝酒 - Have you been drinking? - Never in uniform, no.
了解了 I see.
他拿的是我最后一条裤子，您瞧 That's my last pair of pants he's got there, you see.
其他的裤子都在保洁员那里 All the rest of them are at the cleaners.
上校，除非你想我敬礼那么久 And Colonel, if you're planning on my holding this salute much longer,
您介意给纪念医院打个电话，说捐赠的手臂已经准备好移植了吗？ would you mind calling the Memorial hospital and telling the donor arm is ready for the transplant?
我想它随时都要作废了 I expect it to be falling off almost any second now.
谢谢你先生，您是这个小世界的王子，我发誓 Thank you, sir.You're a prince of the realm, I swear it.
注意！ Attention!
闭上你们的臭嘴 Shut your fucking mouths.
立正！ Firmes!
听着，我知道我的权利，我想见我的泌尿科医生 Listen, I know my rights.I want to see my urologist.
致敬凯撒！ Hail Caesar!
长官，我代表我们这个团体 Sir, I present the group.
佛祖啊... Jesus Christ...
解散 Dismissed.
好了，叫牌 Ok, set the cards.
有大牌吗？ Anything wild?
3，5，7，9，J Douches, 3s, 5s, 7s, 9s and Jack.
你真是个傻逼 You are a very sick man.
搞定没有？ Are you finished?
- 大多数人只切一次牌 - 13是我的幸运数字 - Most people cut them only once. - 13 is my lucky number.
我知道你什么意思 Yup, I know what you mean.
这是艾米·比尔特默的城堡 It was Amy Biltmore's place.
她1900年把它不远万里从德国搞来，一砖一瓦 She had it brought over here from Germany in 1900, stone by stone...
产权属于她的丈夫，埃尔茨伯爵，怎么了？不喜欢？ It belonged to her husband, Count of Eltz. What's the matter? You don't like it?
几乎没有治疗效果 Its hardly therapuetic.
是的，德古拉也是这么认为的 Yeah, Exactly what Dracula said about it.
但是春天就放起来了，比默家族可是无利不起早的 But its hidden away in the spring, the Biltmores not brought him for nothing.
当我没说... Wish I hadn't said that...
- 你让我想起一个人 - 撒宁？ - You remind me of someone. - Who?
我也不知道 I don't know.
但你看起来很眼熟 But you seem so familiar to me.
德古拉也这么说，你瞧，他想吸血的时候啥都能说 Dracula said that too. You see, when he sees a neck, he'll say anything.
- 我猜它正在浮现 - 什么？ - I guess it will come to me. - What?
你让我想到的人。。。 Who you remind me of...
哦，你不是说... Oh, didn't you say
- 我藏起来了，玛德，我藏好的，你从哪找到的 - 格鲁普 - I hid it goddammit, I hid it. Where did you find - Groper.
但是长官，他正在砸墙... But sir, he's been pounding that...
我不管他做的 I don't care what he's being doing,
但请您不要妨碍他做事 You're not to put your hands on him.
可是上校，他不能... But colonel, he can't...!
好吧，长官 Yes sir.
遵命，长官 Right, sir.
随您处置，长官 Whatever you say, sir.
- 你是费尔班克斯上尉？ - 现在不是了 - You're Captain Fairbanks? - Not today.
什么？我很确信你是... I'm sorry?I'm sure you were...
现在不是了，听明白了吗？ Not today, do you understand me?
多重人格 Multiple personality.
- 我的房子高耸入云 - 是的 - My house has many mansions. - Yes.
我是弗朗茨·老冯·保利博士 I am Dr. Franz Von Paulie.
你为什么要砸墙？ Why did you do that to the wall?
因为我确信我们能穿越墙体 Because I am convinced that we can walk through walls.
不止我能.. Not only me...
大家都能 Anyone.
条子们，人民们 Cops, people.
纳什维尔的居民们 People in Nashville.
我试图调用身体里每个原子的能力 I tried to exert the full force of my mind on all the atoms of my body,
他们会混合，重排，穿过墙体的缝隙 So that they will mix, rearrange and fit exactly all the holes in that wall.
之后我亲身实践了这个想法 Then I tried the laboratory method...
我试图穿越墙体 I tried to walk through it...
穿越墙体 through the wall...
就像几分钟前我跑步那样穿越 Just like a few minutes ago when I took a running bash,
但是我严重失败了 and I failed horribly.
我要惩罚这些原子 I am punishing the atoms.
我要做个表率 I am making an example of them...
做个实际的教训 An object lesson, a thing...
给这群原子点颜色看看 ...so when the other atoms see what's coming,
它们就会让我穿过去了 they'll let me pass through.
嗡玛尼贝美哄！急急如律令！ Independent snots!Shape up of ship out!
- 让我试试？ - 不给 - May I? - No.
你的握力很强 Your grip is very very strong.
我认为，你的问题在于锤子上面 I think, that your problem lies in the properties of the hammer.
有趣的理论... Interesting theory...
我能拿来研究一下吗？ May I keep it for study?
你不是拿去玩弄吧？ You're not gonna play with it or anything?
我不会的 No I won't.
好的，晚安 Ok, good night.
晚安，费尔班克斯上尉 Good night, Captain Fairbanks.
是的我知道 Yeah I know,
我放弃了许多思绪，不然睡不着觉 I had to kill a fifth of scotch just to get to sleep.
不，我从来不信什么安眠药，吃了没卵用 No..no I don't believe in pills. Sleeping pills keep you awake anyway.
我为什么要解释，明摆着的嘛 Why should I have to explain that? Its self-explanatory.
你想让我解释？好... You want me to explain it? Alright...
在很短时间内，你就建立了耐性，是不？ In a very short time, you build up tolerance, right?
对，是的 That's right? You got it.
总之，他在 Anyway..he's here.
是的，昨天 Yeah, yesterday.
不，我不知道，现在说这话太早了 No, I don't know.Its too soon to tell.
嗯，我会的 Yes, I will.
谢谢，长官，再见 Thank you, sir. Goodbye.
老天 Jesus.
别瞪着我，我告诉过他们别做手术的 Don't blame me,I told them not to operate.
欢迎来到特兰西瓦尼亚 Welcome to Transylvania.
还不打算穿裤子吗？ Do you plan to get dressed?
福罗蒙不还我裤子我穿个锤子啊？ How the hell can I get dressed when Lieutinant Fromme won't surrender my pants?
- 你不想我把他们弄死吧？ - 不 - You don't want me to rip them off! - No.
他娘的，裤子老是会皱 You bet your ass it will wrinkle your pants.
给 Here you go.
他们的精神病史 Case histories on the men.
我和他们在一起很久了，一直没什么头绪 I've been through them all,and have learnt nothing.
我想这个傻吊有糖尿病 I think this boar was a diabetic.
能进来吗？ May I come in?
- 真见鬼 - 这是你的 - Oh, heck. - Thats yours.
这是你的沙发... So thats your couch...
你怎么不钉结实一点.. Why don't you make it better nailed..
让我们看看沙发怎么冒血的？ So that we can all see the blood pouring out?
- 卡特肖，那位宇航员 - 我会说，是的 - Cutshaw, the astronaut. - I would say yes.
我操... God of mine...
你是新上任的那个帅哥？ You are the new boy, huh?
我是哈德森·卡恩上校 I'm Colonel Hudson Kane.
- 我能叫你蛤蛤吗？ - 不如叫他上校 - Do I call you Hud? - Try calling him Colonel.
你是那个养鸡的？ Are you the one that makes the chicken?
卡恩上校是精神病专家 Coronel Kane's a psychiatrist.
我知道...他们说过你是医生 Sure...And they told me you were a doctor.
这人专业给鳄鱼治痤疮的！ This man treats crocodiles for acne!
为什么我的观点是对的？ Why make my point?
背包走人吧，蛤蛤，你是个过时货 Pack up and leave, Hud.You're on the way out.
我奉命审问你 I'm acting on orders, so to inform.
谁指使的你，卡特肖？ Who ordered you, Cutshaw?
太多的隐藏力量在支持我 Unseen forces far too numerous to enumerate.
看看文件，都在文件里.. Check the file;Its all in the file...
你瞧 Here it is.
看看吧，蛤蛤 Now read it, Hud.
大声念出来，这是我的治疗方案 Read it out loud. Its my therapy
为什么不... Why don't we-
读出来！不然我要疯了！我发誓！ Read it! Or I will go crazy, dammit! I swear it!
你要为此负责的 And you will be responsible.
好吧，卡特肖，请坐下 Alright, Cutshaw.Please sit down.
我觉得世界末日要来了... I think the end of the world just came...
对于我口袋里的炸鱼来说 ...for the bag of Fritos in my pocket.
能告诉福罗蒙把我裤子还我吗？ Would you please tell Fromme I'd like my pants?
想想田野里的百合花 Consider the lilies of the field.
我的心在等待... I'm waiting...
在火箭发射前两天 Two days prior to a scheduled space shot,
当指挥官在基地吃晚饭的时候 subject officer, while dining on the base,
被目击到捡起了一个番茄酱塑料瓶子 was observed to pick up a plastic ketchup bottle...
挤了一长条塞进他的喉咙 squeeze a thin red line across his throat,
之后摇摇晃晃，倒在桌子上... and then to stagger and fall very heavily across the table...
之后被国家航天局的人占座了 ...then being occupied by the director of the National Space Administration,
呜咽道 gurgling...
“不要..点..剑鱼” "Don't-order-the-swordfish"
你在看我的勋章，蛤蛤，不要看 You're looking at my medal, Hud. Stop looking at my medal.
- 我没有... - 你有 - No, I'm not... - Yes, you were.
你觊觎它！ You covet it!
第二天早上... On the following morning...
- 不好看吗？ - 好看.. - Isn't it beautiful? - Yes, it's...
婊子养的，我就知道！ Son of a bitch! I knew it.
你在偷看它 You were looking at it.
- 抱歉 - 抱歉？抱歉管蛋用 - Sorry. - Sorry? What good is 'sorry'?
我他妈的神经过敏 I'm a nervous wreck.
上帝啊，我以后睡不着了 Christ, how can I sleep now?
等着一个贪婪的，有盗窃癖的上校 Waiting for a covetous kleptomaniacal colonel...
爬到我的床边 ...to come creeping around to my bedside...
偷走我的勋章！ ...to rip away my medal!
如果我这样做，你会醒的 If I were to do that, you might awaken.
我他妈的怎么醒 Like hell I'll awake.
给我的汤里下蒙汗药 Powerful drugs could be insinuated into my soup.
第二天早上... The following morning...
欲望有罪 Covety is a sin.
第二天早上5点 The following morning at 0500...
指挥官走进太空飞船 Subject officer entered the space craft,
从控制中心接受了开始倒计时的指令 and upon recieving instruction from Control to begin his countdown...
据说他是这样说的：“我对被呼来唤去感到非常的恶心” ...he was heard instead to say: "I am frankly sick of being used"
过了一阵子 Sometime later,
指挥官挑明了说：“登月粗暴又下流 subject officer plainly stated that: "Going the moon was naughty, impolite...
笨拙又愚蠢，总之 ...uncouth, and in any case...
对他皮肤不好” ...bad for his skin"
- 怎么了？你觉得这好笑？ - 不，不，没有 - What's the matter? You think that's funny? - No no, no I don't.
背包走人吧，蛤蛤 Pack up and leave, Hud.
我受够了！ I've had it!
卡特肖，你为什么不登月去呢？ Cutshaw,why won't you go to the moon?
为什么骆驼驼背，眼镜蛇不驼背呢？ Why do camels have humps...and cobras, none?
你为啥不去呢？ Why won't you go?
月球上的那家伙想操我妹妹 The man in the moon tried to fuck my sister.
- 卡特肖... - 事情的真相是，月亮上 - Cutshaw... - The truth of the matter, is that Custer...
有一个叫做“座山牛”的西班牙裔 ...called Sitting Bull a spic.
理智是很危险的 Reasons are dangerous.
这是什么鬼？ What the hell is this?
《我的信仰》，忒拉德神父著？ "How I believe" by Teilhard?
给我一个天主教徒 Show me a catholic,
我马上让他变瘾君子 and I'll show you a junkie.
菲儿医生 Dr. Fell.
那个恶魔一样的人又一次给了我恐怖的费尔班克斯烙印 Once again that fiendish man has given me that horrible Mark of Fairbanks.
你瞧，我在出血 Look, I am Bleeding.
这个伤口不是自己碰的吗？ This wound's not self-inflicted?
有意思 Mi coronelito...
你看起来不太好 You are not well.
- 不，我很好，谢谢关心 - 你的颜色 - No, I'm fine. Thank you. - Your coloring...
就和胆汁一样纯正 ...is absolutely bilious.
卡恩，小心！ Kane, look out!
我要你的名字，公众号，你们猪栏里每头猪的名字 I want your name, batch number and name of every other boar in your group.
你有权保持沉默 You have the right to remain silent.
可能不像《珍妮的画像》 No a Portrait of Jenny, perhaps..
但至少，不是《道林格雷》，呵呵呵呵，再见！ But at least, no more Dorian Gray!Ciao!
我知道你想成为艺术家 I know you want to be an artist.
好了，我已经准备好做墨迹测试了，迫不及待 Okay, I'm absolutely ready for my ink-blot test now. I absolutely flips me!
眼下，你脸上开了几朵玫瑰色 Now, while you're fresh with all those roses in your cheeks...
- 卡特肖... - 他是一位精神病专家！ - Cutshaw... - He's a psychiatrist!
“我地妈，瑞克，帮帮我！” "My god Rick, help me!"
《卡萨布兰卡》的台词 Casablanca.
好了，卡特肖，请坐 Alright Cutshaw, please sit down.
你看到了什么？ What do you see?
一个穿着滑稽衣服的老女人在给一只水牛吹毒气 An old woman in funny clothes blowing poisoned darts at a buffalo.
是野牛 Bison.
速度速度！ I'm waiting.
我的一生犹如白驹过隙 My whole life rushing past me in an instant.
- 这张呢？ - 卡夫卡和臭虫裸聊 - This one? - Kafka talking to a bedbug.
正确 Correct.
- 你就是个狗攮的，知道吗？ - 我想那是卡夫卡 - You're full of shit. You know that? - I thought it was Kafka.
你根本就不认得卡夫卡还是贝蒂戴维斯 You wouldn't know Kafka from Betty Davis.
而你，你更是个脑残 And you, you're a mental case.
- 是的，也许我真是脑残 - 曲意迎合别人的混球 - Yes, maybe I am. - Ingratiating bastard.
你就喜欢和疯子们玩拍马屁？ Do you always play kiss-ass with the loonies?
- 不喜欢 - 我喜欢你，卡恩，你很正经 - No. - I like you Kane, You're regular.
勋章给你，我拿走这本书 Take the medal,I'll take this book.
啥书？ What book?
“想念妈妈”，《俄狄浦斯王》选段 "I Remember Mamma"by Oedipus Rex.
- 我能走了吗？ - 走吧，走吧 - May I go? - You're gone, you're gone...
- 圣克里斯托弗 - 保佑我们吧 - Saint Christopher. - Protect us.
- 它的背后雕刻了一些东西 - 为我们祈祷吧 - There's something engraved on the back of it. - Ora pro nobis?
“我是名佛教徒 "I'm a buddhist...
因为偶然因素，成为了一名喇嘛” ...In case of an accident, call a lama"
卡特肖信什么教的？ What's Cutshaw's religion?
不知道，看文件吧，上面都有 I don't know. Read the file; it's all in the file.
基础心理学 Elementary psychology.
唔，这是我的裤子 Well, here are my pants.
这是什么？ What's this?
我想是条狗 I think it's a dog.
我操，别碰裤子！ Goddammit, not the pants!
啊，你在这儿！我为什么要在大早上迎合你的脾气？ Ah, there you are! Why do I have to put up with your temperament this early in the morning?
抱歉上校，很难监视每个人的行为.. Sorry Colonel. It's hard to keep track of -
- 格鲁普少校，算了吧 - 但是上校！ - Major Groper, let it be. - But Colonel!
没关系，他们想来见我就可以过来 Alright. The men may see me whenever they need to.
听到了吗？ You heard?
听您吩咐，长官 Whatever you say, sir.
格鲁普，不要再喝你藏的优酸乳了 Quit drinking buttermilk Daiquiris in the closet, Groper.
那人不仅疯狂，还危险 That man is a lunatic and dangerous.
有一次我在操场上走 Once when I was walking the grounds,
我听到他低声说话，我一瞧 I hear his whispering and I look...
看到格鲁普这老疯子在柏树上和猫头鹰讲话呢 And up in the branches of a cypress tree there's Groper the crazy bastard talking in whispers with an owl.
- 啥玩意？ - 黑白相间的大猫头鹰，都长一个样 - What? - A big black and white owl. They're common.
我不能阐明他们在聊什么 I could'nt testify what they were saying.
他们在窃窃私语...明白吗？ They were whispering... you understand me?
我听不真切，我不会说那些没把握的话的 I couldn't hear them clearly. And what I don't know for a fact, I don't say.
我就是这么个人 That's the kind of hairpin I am.
- 雷诺 - 真的先生，我没听清楚，相信我 - Reno... - No, Sir, the words weren't clear. Really sir, believe me.
但是操场上没有什么柏树 But there is no cypress tree on the ground.
医生，很容易能挖到树的 Doctor, its easy to dig up a tree...
需要钱大家可以凑 ...and then anyone with money can fill in the hole.
我不这么认为 I didn't think of that.
不，你是这样想的 No, you didn't.
这是你的狗吗？ Is this your dog?
长什么样的？难道是我的小狗“斑马”？ What does it look like? My zebra?
- 你怎么评价他？ - 不负责任 - What do you call him? - Irresponsible...
他演习晚了10分钟了 ...he's ten minutes late for rehearsal.
出去，劳伦斯先生 Out, Sir Lawrence.
雷诺中尉正在为小狗们改编莎翁的戏剧 Lieutenant Reno is adapting Shakespeare's plays for dogs.
心甘情愿！如此麻烦！但是还得有人去做！ A labor of love! A fucking headache! But goddammit, somebody's got to do it!
我们正演到凯撒那段，想来参加吗？ We are just getting into Julius Ceasar. Want to come to rehearsal?
我们正排练到高潮，这条尊贵的大麦町狗 We're doing that terribly gripping scene where this very noble-looking dalmatian...
鞭挞着身边的议员 ...whips his toga around himself - thusly...
大叫着“快跑吧，雪地犬” and snarls "Et tu, White Fang?"
我想就哈姆雷特的问题征询你的意见 I'd like to ask your opinion about a problem in Hamlet.
- 你瞧，如果我把大丹狗加入演员表，他们会指责我... - 弗兰克，看 - You see, if I cast a Great Dane in the role, they're gonna accuse me of - - Frankie, look...
斯皮纳中尉，我的选角导演 Lieutenant Spinell,my casting director.
- 嗨，伙计们 - 我们正在寻找人才 - Hi fellas. - We're looking for talent.
目前为止这个剧幕还是一条狗的秀场 So far this production is a one-dog-show.
那是谁？ Who's that?
那条狗可能是罗森格兰兹或者吉尔登斯坦 That dog may be Rosencrantz or Guildenstern.
罗森格兰兹和吉尔登斯坦都是男名，这狗是母的 Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are males, this dog is a female.
但是我们有执照啊 So we take a license.
滚出去 Get the fuck out of here.
好吧，我只是建议 Ok, I was only suggesting.
抱歉 Sorry.
安静点，劳伦斯先生！ Quiet, Sir Lawrence!
上帝啊，我怎么能如此生活！有时候他觉得自己是芭芭拉·史翠珊 Jesus, why do I live like this! One moment and he thinks he's Barbara Streisand.
多读读名著，有助于呼吸系统改善 Read the classics. It improves the whole respiratory system.
傻蛋 Anomi.
安静！我要的是罗森格兰兹和吉尔登斯坦 你们拿的是什么？ Quiet! I asked for Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.And what did you bring me?
泰妮·爱丽丝！我想要杜宾犬和柯利犬... Tiny Alice!I want dobermans, I want even a collie...
别搞坏我的球！ Stop breaking my balls!
费尔班克斯 Fairbanks...
那是我的多重人格之一 It is one of my multiple personalities...
我是伊芙·布莱克妹妹 I am sister Eve Black.
我明白... I understand...
克雷布斯，“穷人小姐妹”是一个公众慈善机构 "The little Sisters of the poor" is a recognised charity, Krebs.
滚蛋 Fuck off.
他们都病的这么严重吗？ They're all that bad?
他驾驶着德国人的飞机 He was flying those planes we got from the Germans, you know..
垂直起飞，沿直线飞行 ...the ones that take off from the vertical and then fly straight?
24次之后飞机无缘无故的坠毁了 24 of the damned things crashed for no reason at all...
24次之后，费尔班克斯发现他可以和树对话 And right after number 24, Fairbanks found out that he could talk to trees.
你认为他们在伪装？ You think they're faking it, then?
我不知道，我一周前刚清醒过来 I don't know..I just got back myself a week ago.
我想最神秘的是卡特肖 Biggest mystery is Cutshaw, I guess.
为什么是他？ Why him?
他没有参加战斗，他为什么要角色扮演呢？ Well, he wasn't in combat... So why should he fake it?
还有雷诺，他有一个国会的荣誉勋章 And what about Reno? That man owns a Congressional medal of honor.
他装疯卖傻来逃避战斗？ He's pretending insanity to get out of combat?
我告诉你一件事，他们的智商都很高 Well, I'll tell you one thing. They all have high IQs.
他们中有些人真的是实实在在的天才 Some of them genius, matter-of-fact.
我大部分都是从军队听说的 And most other fakery I've heard about from the corps...
列队时，跑到队伍前面撒尿 ...comes under the category of falling out of parade in front of a reviewing stand and then urinating,
或者是在校官的腿上 ...preferably on some field-grade officer's leg.
我不知 I don't know.
也许我们只是无水之鱼 Maybe we are just fish out of the water.
啥意思 What was that?
我只是觉得... I just think about...
疾病... sickness...
儿童癌症... cancer in children...
地震，战争... earthquakes, war...
痛苦的死亡 ...painful death.
死亡 Death.
就是死亡 Just death.
如果这些东西是大自然的一部分 If these things are just part of our natural environment...
为什么我们把这些视为魔鬼？ Why do we think of them as evil?
为什么要吓我们自己？ Why do they horrify us so?
除非我们注定要到别处去 ...unless we were meant for someplace else.
我不认为魔鬼源于疯狂 I don't think evil grows out of madness.
我人认为疯狂源于魔鬼 I think madness grows out of evil.
唉，我不知道 Hell, I don't know.
也许我该对所有人实行休克疗法，你懂的 Maybe I'll give them all shock treatment, you know.
或许能找出假冒伪劣者，你说呢？ Might shake out the phonies, what do you think?
你讨厌这样做？ You hate it.
好吧，待会再见 Well I'll see you later.
休克疗法---有效 SHOCK TREATMENT - CURATIVE
你在计划什么？ What're you holding...?
都安全，长官 All secure, sir.
克雷布斯中士 Sargeant Krebs.
请告诉菲儿上校我要见他 Please tell Colonel Fell I want to see him.
菲儿上校今天一直都不在，长官 Colonel Fell has signed out for the day, sir.
本尼斯上尉可能需要药物注射 Capitain Bennish may need a thorazine injection.
谁有药房的钥匙？ Who has a key to the drug locker?
只有菲儿上校有，长官 Only Colonel Fell, sir.
克雷布斯中士 Sargeant Krebs.
让菲儿上校一回来就来见我 Please tell Colonel Fell I need to see him as soon as he gets back.
是，长官，遵命 Yes, sir. I will.
- 晚安，中士 - 晚安，长官 - Good night, Sargeant. - Good night, Sir.
克雷布斯，请把门关上 Close the door please, Krebs.
上校，你在计划什么？ Colonel, what are you holding...?
你用线切掉他的头，他还在说话... You cut off his head with a wire and he kept on talking...
上校，他只是个孩子 ...Colonel, he was just a boy.
我们去海滩吧 Let's go to the beach.
很晚了，而且在下雨 It's night, and it's raining.
我看你是想吵架 I see you're determined to start an argument.
请回去睡觉 Go to bed, please.
蛤蛤，没有什么比一个生气的精神病专家更吸引人 Hud, there is nothing less attractive than a psychiatrist who pouts.
我要怎样才能和你说话 What do I have to do to just get in a word with you?
需要祭祀吗？ Offer sacrifice?
看这个！ Then, here!
我给你带了泥土派 I brought you a mud-pie.
现在我可以和你谈话了吗？ Now, can I talk to you?
你想谈谈月亮吗？ Will you talk about the moon?
听着，所有人都知道月亮是奶酪 Listen, everyone knows that the moon is Roquefort.
我到这来是想谈一下菲儿上校 I've come here to talk about Colonel Fell.
- 他怎么了？ - 很多人上午都在找他 - What about him? - Major Nammack approached him this morning,
抱怨一种非常奇怪的病 complaining of a strange and wondrous illness.
但是无情的屠杀你知道吗？ And do you know what that heartless butcher prescribed?
他说“这儿，拿着这个... He said "Here, take this...
这是一种自杀药丸，有一点腹泻的副作用 ...It's a suicide pill with a mild laxative side-effect"
这是医生对待病人的态度？ What kind of bedside manner is that?
我打破了平静的秩序 I break the arrow of peace.
你为什么买这个？ Why did you buy that arm-band?
- 因为我在戴孝 - 为谁戴孝？ - Because I am in mourning. - For whom?
为上帝，如果上帝存在，他会是个乞丐或者更像一个脚人 For God. If God exists, then he's a fink. Or more likely a Foot:
一个充满能量无所不知的大脚怪 A giant all-knowing all-powerful Foot.
我不属于上帝... I don't belong to God...
所以我不用躲在一个阿根廷俱乐部 ...so I don't have to hide in an Argentina Club.
但是我信魔鬼 But I believe in the Devil alright.
你知道为什么吗？ You know why?
因为刺痛能保持商业化 Because the prick keeps doing commercials.
最原始的最真实 The Original sin might be real.
你好，接线员吗？ Hello, operator?
也许是一些原始的事 Maybe it is something genetic.
你能证明存在大脚怪吗？ Can you prove there is a Foot?
有支持这些的理由 There are some arguments for reason.
是我们向日本投放原子弹这样的事吗？ Are those the things that we used to justify dropping atomic bombs on Japan?
我很抱歉我们必须这样工作，菲儿 I am sorry we have to rush the job like this, Fell.
当我串起我们尝试的事情时，我们有分歧，我们需要帮助 When I got into what we were trying, we hit the ceiling. We needed all the help we could get.
而且很仓促 And in a hell of a hurry.
- 我们可以信任他吗？ - 当然，他认输了 - Think we convinced him? - Oh yeah, he bought it.
- 天啊，希望如此 - 我知道你的感受 - God, I hope so. - I know how you feel.
你也是？ You do?
不，我应该不是 No, I guess I don't.
介揍寺僧活，系咩？ Well that's life, huh?
放松 Take it easy, now.
- 我希望所有事都解决 - 是啊 - I sure hope it all works out for you. - Yeah.
每一种思考都是世界的希望，对吗？ Every kind thought thought is the hope of the world, right?
再见 See you later.
祝你好运 Good luck.
- 侯拉西奥 - 给我一只灰色的猎犬 - Horacio... - Get me a grey hound.
我说给我一只灰色的猎犬 I said get me a grey hound.
- 灰色的猎犬 - 对头... - Grey hound. - That's right...
北京哈巴狗 Pekingese.
你将一开始就领先三尺 And you'll play three feet off the ground?
我想让人们怀疑他 I want people to wonder about him.
我不明白 I don't know.
- 你他妈的为啥来烦我？ - 波洛尼厄斯... - Why the fuck are you bothering me? - Polonius...
我的雷欧提斯是假定来衬托哈姆雷特的 My Laertes is supposed to be a foil to Hamlet.
波洛尼厄斯... Polonius...
- 我发誓会打烂你的嘴 - 波洛尼厄斯... - I swear I'm going to hit you in the mouth. - Polonius...
- 中国狗 - 拉布拉多 - Un Chow. - Labrador...
你他妈在干什么？ What the fuck are you doing?
我认为它呼吸困难 I think he's suffocating.
再见，亲爱的 Good night, sweetheart.
上校？ Colonel?
我来告诉你卡恩疯了 I am telling you Kane is the one who's crazy.
他刚刚坐在那里一直这样做 He just sat there doing this. All the time - doing this!
他甚至看不见我 Hell he never even saw me!
我希望你像烂芒果一样掉下去 I want you to drop like an overripe mango.
很多精神病专家内心都很不安 A lot of psychiatrists are deeply disturbed.
他们是世界上自杀率最高的职业 They've got the highest suicide rate of any profession in the world..
现在这是事实，你可以核实一下，比利上尉 Now that's a fact, you can check it Captain Billy.
你在诊所干什么？ What the hell were you doing at the clinic?
吃曲奇饼 I had cookies in my teeth...
像那些葡萄干，你知道的 ...raisins and crap like that, you know.
我需要一些牙线 I needed some dental floss.
我告诉你 I'm telling you...
他是乔治·佩克，被诅咒了 He is Gregory Peck in Spellbound.
他来接管精神病院，他本身就在发狂 He comes to take over the mental asylum, and he's nuts himself.
我发誓，就像那幅画一样 I swear it, it's just like that picture.
我拿了一个桌布和叉子，在他前面 I took a fork and a tablecloth in front of him...
我做了滑雪道，他晕倒了 ...I made ski tracks and he fainted.
能温和地告诉我你能理解我的想法吗？ Would you kindly have the goodness to admit that you are able read my thoughts?
我的宇宙飞船在金星上坠毁了 ...that my space-ship crashed on the planet Venus...
这里是金星，你是金星人 ...that this is Venus and you are a Venusian!
你非法侵入了我的思想 That you have ILLEGALLY invaded my mind,
试图让我相信我还在地球上 making me believe that I am still on earth,
用邪恶的催眠幻觉手段 with some demonic hypnotic illusion!
这里不是地球！你不是地球人 This is NOT earth! You're NOT an earthman!
我站在这，霉运一直到我的屁股，你这杂种 I'm standing here with fungus up to my ass, you bastard.
你这是一个巨大的脑袋！ And you're a giant brain!
请让我回到我的飞船上，我不会逃跑的 Please give me back my flying-belt. I won't use it to escape..
我向上帝发誓不会逃，给我飞船 ...I swear to God, I won't. Give me the flying -
我想和小叮当玩 I wanna play Tinkerbell...
讨论到彼得潘的作品 ...in a drag in a fungoid production of Peter Pan.
有什么可以帮你吗，长官？ Can I help you with anything, sir?
药应该在这的 Medication is indicated here.
菲儿上校还没有回来 Colonel Fell isn't back yet, sir.
是的，他不在，你知道他在哪吗？他在我的飞船上 Yeah he isn't up, like you know where he is? He's up there with my flying-belt.
让我回到飞船上！我想要回我的飞船！ You're giving me back my flying-belt! I want my flying-belt back!
迈克，我希望你冷静下来 Michael, I want you to be calm. I want you to be calm.
房子里很多病人，大多都睡着了 There are lots of sick people in this house, and many of them are sleeping.
抱歉，很对不起 This is embarrasing, I'm terribly sorry.
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- 卡特肖上尉 - 文森特 - Captain Cutshaw. - Vincent.
地球上的生命是自然产生的 In order for life to appear spontaneously on earth...
首先必须有成千上万的蛋白质分子 ...there first had to be hundreds of millions of protein molecules...
- 第九种配置 - 文森特 - ...of the ninth configuration. - Vincent.
但是给予了地球的尺寸 But given the size of the planet Earth...
你知道一个蛋白质分子要多久吗？ do you know how long it would take for just one of these protein molecules...
只是偶然的出现？ ...to appear entirely by chance?
文森特 Vincent...
大概10到243亿年 Roughly 10 to the 243rd power billions of years.
我发现这是非常的异想天开 And I find that far far more fantastic...
比简单的信仰上帝 ...than simply believing in God.
上校，你怎么了... Colonel, what are you...
你不该那样睡，把裤子弄皱了 Shouldn't sleep like that;wrinkles the pants.
- 几点了？ - 8:15 - What time is it? - 8:15.
听说你在找我？ Got a word you were looking for me?
你到哪去了？ Where were you?
一些私事，我有个叔叔遇到些麻烦 Personal matters,I've got an uncle in trouble.
有什么可以帮忙的？ Any way I can help?
不用，我们能搞定，谢谢，找我啥事？ No, we're doing what we can. Appreciate it though, thanks. What's up?
本尼斯上尉需要镇静剂 Captain Bennish could use some sedation.
或许我可以配一把药房的钥匙？ Please, might I have the duplicate key to the drug-chest?
我们必须进去 We had to break into it..
我觉得我们都有一把钥匙会更好 I think it'll be better if we both had a key.
你看起来很疲惫，你休息了吗？ Boy you look beat... didn't you get sleep?
每次我睡着的时候，都会有另一个人在门口出现 Every time I dropped off, another one of the men was at the door.
- 把门关上 - 不行 - Keep it closed. - No.
他们在需要的时候可以随时跟我谈话 They've got to be able to talk to me every time they need to.
随你 It's up to you.
有什么不对吗？ Something wrong?
有其他发现？ Something right?
- 那个梦 - 什么？ - That dream. - I didn't get you.
我顿悟了我做的那个梦 I just flashed on this dream I keep having.
凯撒大帝的妻子告诉弗洛伊德她的梦，你告诉我你的，我跟你说我的 Julius Caesar's wife said to Sigmund Freud, you tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.
- 那不是我的梦 - 我还是没明白你的意思 - It isn't my dream. - I didn't get you.
我说...那不是我的梦 I said... it isn't my dream.
难道是你租别人的梦？ Was it rented?
我的一个病人的 A patient of mine,
越战时的一个上校 a Colonel at Vietnam,
他不断做一些奇怪的梦 he had this grotesque recurring nightmare.
战争中他发生的一些事 Something that happened to him in combat.
自从他跟我提到这个 Ever since he told me about it,
我老是梦到它 I keep dreaming it.
我去 Jesus.
对啊，奇怪 Yeah, strange.
奇怪的是字语，让梦更深了，不是吗？ Weird is the word..that's carrying transferance a little far, isn't it?
- 那是我哥哥 - 那个病人？ - It was my brother. - The patient?
- 是的 - 天啊 - Yes. - Oh my God.
双胞胎兄弟？ Twin brother?
不 No.
这仍然可以解释，不是吗？我意思是。。 Yeah, but; that would still explain it, wouldn't it? I mean a...
你们心智相投，你们是亲兄弟，非常亲密。。 You're psychically attuned. You're brothers. You're close...
- 不，我们不是 - 但你们一定是 - No, we're not. - But you must be.
菲儿 Fell.
你听说过“杀手”卡恩吗？ Have you ever heard of 'Killer' Kane?
巴克·罗杰斯？ Buck Rogers?
不，杀手凯恩，海军陆战队的 No, 'Killer' Kane the Marine.
哦，对，当然，那个徒手杀了三，四十人的鬼魅家伙 Oh yeah, sure. The guerilla-warfare guy who killed thirty-forty guys with his hands.
远远不止 More than that.
你想说啥？ What's the point?
我就是我哥 Me is my brother.
扯淡 Bullshit.
不，是真的 No, it's true.
骗谁呢！ You're kidding!
我希望我在骗你 I wish I were.
哦，你俩合不来哈？ Uh-oh; you two guys don't get along huh?
牛肉在哪？ What's the beef?
他是一个杀人犯 He's a murderer.
他是海军陆战队员 He's a Marine.
他被丢在敌后执行他个人任务 He gets dropped behind the enemy lines and does his duty.
别提他了 Just forget it.
你确定你知道你的任务是啥吗？ Are you sure you know what business you're in?
这些招募办公室的中士有时候会非常卑鄙 These recruiting-office sergeants can be pretty sneaky sometimes.
文森特。。 Vincent...
你是简·方达的一个朋友？ You a friend of Jane Fonda?
- 我们关系不错 - 狗屁 - We're close. - You're kidding.
确实是狗屁 I'm kidding.
有毒 Drugs.
那是啥？ What was that?
许多医生迷上了这药 So many of these doctors get hooked on drugs.
嘿，那你的哥哥怎么样了？你知道我在韩国见过他一次 Hey, how is your brother by the way? You know I met him once over in Korea.
像我们自己人，务实 Kind of palled around, we guys; matter-of-fact.
我喜欢他，杠杠的 I liked him. I liked him a helluva lot.
他死了 He's dead.
哦，我滴妈，嘿，我很抱歉 Oh, holy Christ. Hey, I'm sorry.
- 真是遗憾 - 没啥 - I'm really sorry. - Its alright.
进来吧 Yes, come in.
卡恩上校,能跟你谈谈吗？ Colonel Kane,could I see you for a second?
额我得走了哥几个，明天见 Well I gotta go you guys,I'll see you later.
我亲爱的，我的挚爱，我燃烧的密爱火焰 To my darling, my dearest, my flaming secret love.
我渴望着这一刻，当我摘下我的面具。。 How I've hungered for this moment, when I may rip away my mask...
吐露出我流着血的疼痛的心 ...and unburden by aching bleeding heart.
我亲爱的，我只看了你一眼半刻，我便知我已是你的奴隶 My sweetest, I saw you but an instant; a semi-instant; yet I knew I was your slave.
美妙的倩影，我爱慕你！你是来自尼尼微的檀香，是来自月球的松露 Wondorous creature, I adore you! You are sandalwood from Nineveh, truffles from the moon...
在我梦里，我已癫狂 In my dreams, I am a madman.
是的！我褪去你的睡裙，你的文胸，你的眼镜，然后我。。 Yes! I rip away your dress, and then your bra, and then your glasses, and I-
- 格鲁普，这有必要吗？ - 看签名 - Groper, is this necessary? - Look at the signature.
马文·格鲁普少校 Major Marvin Groper.
长官,今天早晨我接到电话后,电话从湖区有这样的信件 Sir, I got phone call after phone call this morning from broads who got letters like this one.
你在哪拿到这个的？ Where did you get this?
- 额长官，一些女人，她们。。 - 女人？ - Well sir, some of the women, they - - Women?
- 额，她们今天碰巧在那并且。。 - 碰巧？ - Well, they happened to come here today and - Happened?
额长官，我问她们。。 Well sir; I asked them...
- 那些漂亮的。。 - 格鲁普 - ...ones with the nice voices. - Groper.
她们很丑，长官！贼几把丑！ They are ugly, sir!Ugly as sin!
并且我认为写了这些信的混蛋需要得到惩罚和限制，长官！ And I think the bastard who wrote all those letters needs some kind of punishment and restriction, sir!
是谁写的？ Who wrote this letter?
看信封，长官，地址。。 Look at the envelope, sir. The address...
这儿只有一位，谁是这恶魔！ Sir, there's only one mind here who is this diabolical!
看到了吗?它由看起来像油印，像某种大规模商业邮件的一部分,长官 See that? Its made up to look like its been mimeoed.Like its part of a mass commercial mailing, sir.
致主人 "To: Occupant"
一些东西刚停下，长官 Some of this stuuff's just got to stop, sir.
也许吧，格鲁普，是的 Maybe so, Groper. Yes.
情况正在失控 It's getting out of hand.
是的 Yes.
也许我们需要些手段了 Maybe we do need a few restrictions.
上校 Colonel.
我遇到麻烦了，请求支援，立即支援 I'm in trouble, I need help. Immediate help.
菲儿医生，你需要手术 Dr. Fell, you're wanted in surgery.
我一直有个观点，一个怪物。。 I've been having an argument, a monster...
并且我希望你把它完全解决了 ...and I'll like you to settle it once and for all.
一些莎士比亚粉丝，拿着这个 Some Shakespearean-Hold this please.
莎士比亚学。。谢谢 Some Shakespearean scho ，Thank you.
一些莎士比亚学者说当哈姆雷特装疯时 Some Shakespearean scholars say that when Hamlet is pretending he's crazy...
- 他就真疯了，对吗？ - 对 - ...he really is crazy, Correct? - That's right.
现在一些其他学者说当哈姆雷特。。 Now other Shakespearean scholars say that when Hamlet...
其他学者说当哈姆雷特装疯时。。 Other Shakespearean scholars say that when Hamlet is pretending to be nuts...
他不是真疯，这是事实，你的看法呢 ...he really isn't nuts, its an act. Please give me your opinion.
我偏向前者 I would like to hear your's first.
很棒的精神病学家，非常出色 Terrific psychiatrist.That's class.
不错哦 Pretty...
你为什么不去接种他妈的犰狳，菲儿？ Why don't you go inoculate a fucking armadillo, Fell?
不，我很感兴趣，非常感兴趣 No really, I'm interested. I'm terribly interested.
你的兴趣是在星期天早上在尼禄的屁股上探索 Your interests are coextensive with on Nero's ass on Sunday morning.
性奋的观点，弗兰鸡 Heady concept, Frankie.
现在听着，上校，考虑到哈姆雷特表现的。。 Now listen, Colonel. considering how Hamlet is acting...
他是真的疯了吗？ ...is he really and truly crazy?
- 是的 - 不是 - Yes. - No.
你们都错了 You're both wrong.
现在想想发生什么了： Now think what happens:
首先他爸挂了，其次他女人果断离开了他 First the father dies; then his girl leaves him flat.
之后又见到他爸的鬼魂 Then there's the appearance by his father's ghost...
还不糟吗？但是随即鬼魂说他是被谋杀的，被谁呢？ ...Bad enough, but then the ghost says he was murdered. And by whom?
哈姆雷特的舅舅，刚娶了哈姆雷特妈妈的家伙！ By Hamlet's uncle, who recently married Hamlet's mother!
这本身就是一个很大的难题 Now that by itself is a helluva hangup;
因为哈姆雷特喜欢他妈妈。。 because Hamlet liked his mother...
很喜欢 ...a lot!
但是我们同意哈姆雷特疯了 But then we agreed than Hamlet's insane.
不，他没有 No, he's not.
他在装，但是。。 He is pretending,but...
如果哈姆雷特没装疯，他就会真疯了 ...if Hamlet hadn't pretended to be crazy, he would have gone crazy.
看到了嘛，他不是神经病 See, Hamlet isn't psycho.
他身陷囹圄 He's hanging on a brink.
一点压力，一点小小的助推，这孩子就没救了！疯了！ A little shove, a little teensy eensy little eensy push, and the kid's gone! Bananas! Whacked out!
所以他的潜意识这样来保护他 So his unconscious mind makes him do what keeps him sane...
让他装疯 ...namely acting like he's nuts!
所以举止癫狂 See 'Cause acting crazy...
是一种宣泄自己的方式，一种摆脱操蛋的狂躁的途径，一种摆脱恐惧的办法 ...is a way to let off steam; a way to get rid of your fucking aggression. A way to get rid of your fears and your terrors...
如果我做了哈姆雷特在戏剧里做的，他们会关住我，把我放监狱里去，他们会制裁我，肯定的！ If I did what Hamlet does in this play, they'd lock me up; they'd put me in prison. They'll punish me, sure!
但是他？皇子加巴格毛斯杀人了还逍遥法外，为啥？ But him? Prince Royal Garbagemouth gets away with murder. And why?
因为疯子不用承担法律责任 Because nuts are not responsible!
同样的，对于更疯狂的哈姆雷特 Meantime, the crazier Hamlet acts...
他越放纵自己，他越安全！ the more he indulges himself, the healthier he gets!
- 是，我觉得。。 - 我在等 - Yes. I think... - I'm waiting.
我觉得我同意你的观点 I think I agree with your theory.
是的！这儿！ Yes! There!
看到了嘛？懂了吗，你这头蠢驴？ You see? You understand that now, you dumb stupid idiot?
现在开始，都听我的！ From now on, we do the scene my way!
来吧，劳伦斯先生 Come on, Sir Lawrence.
愿上帝保佑你的血管和 你的动脉，上校 God bless your veins and your arteries, Colonel.
劳伦斯先生，你屁都不懂 Sir Lawrence,you don't know shit...
他买了那个？ Did he buy it?
他买了那个？见鬼，我买的 Did he buy it?Hell, I bought it.
比利，我认为我们有问题 Billy, I think there is something wrong with us.
格鲁普，下线 Groper, get off the line.
哈姆雷特原理是对的 The Hamlet theory is correct.
你好，我是卡恩上校，接佩德顿上尉 Hello, colonel Kane here.Get me Captain Pendelton.
你好，军需官办公室 Yes, the Quartermaster's office.
谢谢 Thank you.
我们需要些补给 We'll need some supplies.
为啥？ What for?
我们要放纵 We're going to indulge the men.
…就像西斯廷教堂的天花板上画的？ ...just like the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel?
你对这青蛙装或者 Would you care to enter a comment on the frog-man suit...
德国盖世太保制服有何观点？ ...or the German Gestapo uniforms?
我偏向制服。。 You'll pick the uniforms...
当然，继续。。 Sure, go ahead...
噢，我懂了 Oh, I see.
他们想上演“大逃亡” They want to play "Great Escape".
隧道1和2是诱饵 And tunnels 1 and 2 are decoys.
娘亲啊 Jesus.
- 天气还不好 - 天啊 - Some weather we are having... - Jesus.
你没穿制服 You are out of uniform.
妈的 Jesus.
出去，走吧，走！ Out, take a hike. Out!
告诉你傻逼的代理别来浪费我时间！ And tell your stupid agent never to waste any more of my time!
你能想象吗？看看那个！ Can you imagine? Look at that!
我在这里铸造尤利乌斯， 他们给我发了什么？ Here I am casting Julius Caesar,and what do they send me?
一只狗，说话口齿不清 A dog that lisps.
斯皮内尔，出去，出去 Spinell, out. Get out.
你也是，内马克，滚出去，给我消失 You too Nammack.Get out now, get lost.
给我个理由，就一个 Gimme a reason.One good reason.
上校，帮个忙呗？拜托？ Colonel, do me a favor? Please?
给这个傻逼解释一下莎士比亚戏剧里没有。。 Explain to this moron here that in none of the plays of Shakespeare...
没有超人 ...can there be a part for Superman.
有可能，按我解释过的 There could be, the way I explained it.
按你解释的？娘亲啊！ The way you explained! Jesus!
你知道他想要啥？你想听吗？ You know what he wants? You want to hear?
当阴谋家们画出他们的刀 When the conspirators draw their knives,
他想拯救尤利乌斯?凯撒! he wants to rescue Julius Caesar!
准备好了吗？先像火箭一样俯冲下来，抓住他然后在冲破那个束缚！ Ready? Swoop down like a rocket, pick him up and go hurdling mighty temples in one single, incredible bound!
天啊，内马克，你疯了吗？ Jesus, Nammack. Are you crazy?
绅士们，谁把苍蝇放在我调色板上了？ Gentlemen, who put the flies in my paint palette?
芭娜娜！ Bananas!
克雷布斯！下一个 Krebs!Next.
新星！看看这个！你带着什么照片了吗，亲爱的？ Starlet. Look at this! Did you bring any photographs, honey?
我擦 Jesus.
去和你哥说，我觉得他有癫痫病 Go talk to your brother,I think he has 'The Falling Sickness'.
抬头 Put your head up.
- 我要去屋顶 - 请放开我的听诊器 - I'm going to the roof. - Let go of my stethoscope please.
这些人会待到晚饭吗？ Will these people be staying for dinner?
厨师在做墨西哥餐，他想知道多少人吃饭 The cook is fixing Mexican.He wants to know how many.
我不知道。。那人刚吐了 I can't get this... the man just threw up.
我得检查他 I gotta go check on him.
弗罗姆医生，我能跟你聊聊吗？ Dr. Fromme, can I talk to you please?
她咬我 She bit me.
我说她太吵了她就咬我 I told her she was lousy and she bit me.
也许,我应该用企鹅 Maybe, I ought to use penguins.
你听到了吗，操？你可以走了 You here that, dammit?You can be replaced.
水中的微粒都有礼貌 The atoms in water have manners.
看，他在那，我们的天使缩影 Look. There he is.Our heavenly shrink.
你是我们的，只是我们的，没有别人 You are ours and ours alone and no one else's.
- 屁股，屁股。。！ - 万岁！ - Hip, hip...! - Hurray!
上校，你为啥拿着。。？ Colonel, what are you holding...?
- 上校，你。。？ - 娘亲啊，这是。。 - Colonel, what are you...? - Jesus! It is...
上校，我必须穿这个吗？ Colonel, why do I have to wear this?
啥？ What?
我说我必须穿这个吗？ I said why do I have to wear this?
这主要是心理剧，少校 Its psychodrama, major.
角色扮演， 标准的治疗工具 Roleplay.A standard tool for therapy.
囚犯们扮演的是盟军战俘的角色， The inmates are playing the role of Allied prisoners of war,
想通过隧道得到自由 attemping to tunnel their way through freedom.
我们要抓他们 We are their captors.
放屁，我们是猎物！ Bullshit,we're their prisoners!
一群胆小如鼠游手好闲的家伙，在外面聚成一团 A bunch of yellow-bellied goof-offs out there havin' a ball.
我精神病专家去不去陪他们搞笑还用你教？！ Why should I have to help their fun, I'm not a psychiatrist!
真是个鸡粪一样的傻逼点子 Its a goddam chicken-shit crazy idea.
上帝！上帝啊，兄弟！ Jesus! Jesus Crist, man!
你怎么就不能爱别人哪怕一点点！ Why don't you love somebody just a little!
你为什么不肯帮别人！帮助他们！ Why don't you help somebody! Help them!
援助之手！看在上帝的份上！！ Help! For the love of Christ!!
你这个披着绿制服滥用酷刑的畜生！ You green-soaked caterpillar-torturing bastard!
你就一直穿着它，睡觉穿着，洗澡也穿着 You're going to wear that uniform,sleep in it, bathe in it.
脱掉它你马上就会完蛋！你明白吗！ Try to take it off and you'll die in it! Is that clear!
我宣布：攻占波兰！ I claim this swamp for Poland!
格鲁普少校，请离开这儿 Major Groper, please get out of here.
马上！别把制服弄脏了 Immediately!And keep that uniform clean.
这人有恋旗癖 The man has a flag-fetish.
现在，斯特拉瑟少校，明晚我们互换角色 Now, then Major Strasser. Tomorrow night we're switching roles.
你们做囚徒，而我们做看守 You'll be the inmates and we'll be the guards.
给你，学习你明晚审讯的部分 Here, study your part for tomorrow night's interrogation.
顺便地，注意在第三页加快速度 Notice, incidentally, that you'll crack on page 3.
好的 Yes.
你是谁？ Who are you?
你是人中龙凤 You're too human to be human.
我不知道 I don't know.
也许你是P.T.巴努姆 Maybe you're P.T. Barnum.
P.T.巴努姆宰羊 P.T. Barnum slaughtered lambs.
他拿一个笼子来做即兴表演。。。 He put up a cage of side shows...
。。。把一头豹子和一只羊关一起 ...and he stuck in a panther and a lamb together.
从来没有出过事情 And there was never any trouble.
蛤蛤，人们只是一笑而过 Huddy, the public just went lollipops.
瞧，一头豹子和一只羊甚至都不争吵！ Look, a panther and a lamb and they don't even argue!
甚至不讨论！ They don't even discuss!
但是蛤蛤，人们不知道的是。。。 But Hud,what the public never knew...
。。。每次关进去的都是另一只羊 ...was that it was never the same lamb.
那该死的豹子在休息时吃掉一只羊，整整吃了300天 That fucking panther ate up a lamb every single day at intermission for three hundred days,
然后因为他要薄荷酱杀了他 and then they shot him for asking for mint sauce.
动物是无辜的，为什么他们要受难？ Animals are innocent.Why should they suffer?
为什么孩子要受苦？你能告诉我否？ Why should children suffer?Will you tell me?
为什么有的孩子要受苦死去？ Why should any baby have to suffer and die?
为什么人要这样？ Why should men?
噢，拜托，别问我这个 Oh, come on now. Don't try that thing on me.
你已经知道为什么 You've got answers for it.
像什么：“吃得苦中苦，方为人上人” Like: "Pain makes people noble"
人如果不受一点苦 And how could man be more than a talking, tennis playing panda bear...
和一头会讲话会打网球的熊猫有什么区别？ ...if there weren't at least the possibility of suffering?
但是动物呢，蛤蛤？ But what about animals, Hud?
痛苦让火鸡成为火鸡中的战斗鸡了吗？ Does pain make turkeys noble?
为什么造物建立在狗咬狗，大鱼吃小鱼，球球大作战的基础上？ Why is all of creation based on dog eat dog, and the little fish are eaten by the big fish?
动物在痛苦中嘶吼 Animals screaming in pain.
我们的造物主创造的是一个开放的，他妈的屠宰场 Our creation an open wound, a fucking slaughterhouse!
- 我们讨论过了 - 不够！ - We've talked about that. - Not enough!
我们说过‘原罪’可能是原因 We said 'The original sin' might be the cause.
那为什么大脚怪不会过来告诉我们？ Then why doesn't the Foot just come down and tell us?
大脚怪们快把石头用完了？ Is Foot running short of tablets of stone?
我的叔叔艾迪开采石场；我可以叫他们去批发 My Uncle Eddie owns a quarry; I can get them for him wholesale.
你想看神迹 You're asking for miracles.
我怎么做都不是 I'm asking Foot to either shit or get off the pot.
拉肚子的上帝在排队！ Diarrhetic strange Gods have been waiting in the line!
也许上帝不能插手我们的事情 Maybe God cannot interfere in our affairs.
我看出来了 So I noticed.
也许他不能这么做，因为这会打乱未来的计划 Maybe He can't because to do so will spoil his plans for the future.
一些人与自然间难以想象的美好演化。。。 Some evolution of man and the world that's so unthinkably beautiful...
。。。值得世间万物受苦受难 ...that its's worth all the pain of every suffering thing that ever lived.
一派胡言见鬼去吧 I say it's spinach and to hell with it.
你相信上帝死了是因为世间有邪恶存在 You're convinced that God is dead because there's evil in the world.
对 Correct.
那么你为什么不相信上帝是存在的？生活多美好 Then why don't you think He's alive because of the goodness in the world?
- 哪里美好？ - 到处！人性 - What goodness? - Every where! In man.
- 你真是异想天开 - 如果我们什么都不是，而只是一些原子。。。 - You're commendable. - If we're nothing but atoms...
分子结构，那么我们和这些桌子钢笔没有任何区别 molecular structures no different in kind from this desk or that pen,
那么我们将不可抵抗地朝着。。。 Then we ought to always be rushing irresestibly blindly...
。。。我们自己的结局走下去？ ...to our own selfish ends?
如果世上有爱呢？ So how is it that there is love in this world?
像上帝一样去博爱 I mean love as a God might love.
- 那么一个人会把他的命给他人 - 不可能 - And a man will give his life for another. - Never happened.
当然可能 Of course it's happened.
- 比如说 - 一直在发生 - Give me an example. - Happens all the time.
举一个例子 Name one example!
一个士兵为了阻止班上其他战友受伤，自己扑上一个引爆的手榴弹上 A soldier throws himself on top of a live grenade to prevent the other men in his squad from being hit.
那是非条件反射 That's reflex action.
一个沉船生还者在大海中央。。。 A shipwreck survivor in the middle of an ocean...
。。。发现自己得了风寒。。。 ...finds out that he has typhoid...
。。。为了不让船上其他人染上疾病 ...and deliberately goes over the side of the life-boat...
。。。有意地跳出救生船。。。 ...to keep the others in the boat from contracting the disease.
那么你怎么称呼这个？非条件反射？ Now, what do you call that? Reflex action?
不，我称之为自杀 No, I call that suicide.
自杀和放弃你的命是不同的 Suicide and giving up your life are not the same.
你是个乖乖仔，你显得自己逼格很高 You're so dumb you're adorable.
自杀的本质是绝望 The essence of suicide is dispair.
自杀的本质是你不去选择生存 The essence of suicide is you don't collect the insurance.
听着，谁知道我们听到的这些例子 是不是放屁？ Listen, who doesn't know what all these examples we keep on hearing about aren't bullshit?
更不要自以为是的去解读这些狗屁 And don't have some basically bullshit selfish explanation?
- 我知道 - 我不知道 - I know. - I don't.
现在给我一个例子，就一个，你亲身经历的 Now give me just one example - just one - that you know of personally.
亲身经历，就一个！ Personally, just one!
果然不出所料 I thought as much.
明天白天，带我去马萨诸塞州 Tomorrow's Sunday. Take me to Mass.
大脚怪会关心我穿的什么？ Would Foot give a shit about what I'm wearing?
那是埃德加·凯斯？ Is that Edgar Cayce?
给我后入，可得重生 If anyone enters by me, he will be saved.
贼净干些打砸抢烧的勾当 The thief comes only to steal,to kill, and destroy.
但是我说他们是有人性的，丰富饱满的人性 But I have come that they may have life, life in all its fullness.
圣父知我 That the father knows me,
我知圣父，同样的，我知我羔羊 and I know the Father,in the same way I know my sheep,
我羔羊知我，我愿意为他们献身 and they know me, and I am willing to die for them.
“我举过一个例子” "I have given YOU an example"
我是杰出的牧羊人，杰出的牧羊人愿为羔羊献身 I am the good shepherd. The good shepherd gives his life for his sheep.
无尽的善正在创造新生命。。。 Infinite goodness is creating a being...
。。。一个将要受苦的生灵 ...that you know in advance is going to complain.
“生存与毁灭” "To be or not to be"
谢谢，我拉出来 Thanks, I dug it.
你死了后面有生灵继位 If you die first and there's life after death,
。。。到时给我个招呼行吗？ ...will you give me a sign?
- 我试试 - 傻逼 - I'll try. - You're terrific.
卡特肖装逼了？ Did Cutshaw behave himself?
何须故装，你去哪？ As usual. Where are you going?
去海滩，哪里晚上有火腿蛋松饼，一起来吗？ To the beach. The diner down there serves great eggs Benedict. You'd like to come?
- 当然，老夫最爱 - 一起来吧？ - Yeah, it's my favorite food. - Why don't you come along?
不了，多谢，我累了，想回去躺一会儿 No, thanks. I feel tired. I think I'm going to lie down for a while.
- 抱歉 - 没关系 - Excuse me. - Sure.
其实我想你来买单的 I was hoping you'd come along and pick up the check.
- 上校。。。 - 天啊！ - Colonel... - Goddammit!
地球有新消息吗？ Is there any news from earth?
对不起 I'm sorry.
信呢？ Any letters?
- 妈妈喊你回家吃饭 - 滚蛋 - Your planet has demanded your return. - Fuck that.
包裹呢？ Any packages?
我在火星的时候，妈妈每个月给我一个奶酪蛋糕 When I was on Mars my mother sent me a cheesecake once a month.
她通常用爆米花来保持新鲜 She used to pack it in popcorn to keep it moist.
火星运河是虚构的 All that shit about canals on Mars is a myth.
火星比地狱里的胳肢窝还干 Mars is drier than an armpit in hell.
这个我知道 Yes, I know.
不像这里！这里不错 But not here! Here it's nice.
好吧，我要停止思考了 Well Ok, I'm sealing off my mind.
卡恩上校 Colonel Kane.
- 什么事？ - 新来的病友，长官 - Yes? - New inmate, sir.
他到这里半个小时了，我带他去了你办公室 He got in about half an hour ago. I put him in your office.
你一定不会把这个人和其他病友关在一起 I didn't think you'd want him mixing with the others until you'd -
我希望你能跟他解释一下这里 well - sort of explained things to him.
他对我直奔主题，长官 He seems pretty straight to me, sir.
看起来像是个战斗疲劳症 Just combat fatigue, from the look of him.
- 谢谢你克雷布斯，我等下去见他 - 好的，长官 - Thanks Krebs, I'll see him in a minute. - Right, sir.
上帝 Jesus.
‘杀手’Kane！ 'Killer' Kane!
上校，上校，我是吉尔曼！ Colonel, Colonel. Its me, Gilman!
走，我们走 Come on, let's go.
嘿，你抓到查理了 Hey, you got a Charlie.
- 一个孩子 - 别管他了，我们走。。。 - Just a boy. - Forget about it sir, let's get out of here...
我用钢丝切下了他的脑袋。。。 I cut off his head with a wire...
。。。他总是没完没了的讲话 ...and he kept on talking.
你手里是什么？ What're you holding?
你手里是—— What's there in your -
上帝啊！ Jesus!
天啊，这显然搞错了，长官 Christ, this is obviously mistake, sir.
有的电脑出问题，打印出了这些。。。 Some computer must have goofed up. It puts you down as...
。。。国家收容所所长。。。 ...incharge of the state asylum...
。。。管理员“精神病学家”，序列号错误。。。 ...your MOS as 'Psychiatrist'. Your serial number's wrong...
一定是另外一个卡恩上校 There must be another Colonel Kane.
文森特 Vincent.
再跟我说什么世上本善 Tell me again about goodness in the world.
你这骗人的杀人魔！ You lying bloody butchering bastard!
别碰我，你别过来，他是你兄弟 Don't touch me, don't come near me. There's your brother up there.
你的穿着绿军装的兄弟，你的‘杀手’卡恩兄弟！ There's your bloody green-soaked brother that's Kane. That's 'Killer' Kane!
他会用钢丝把你头勒下来！ He'll cut your fucking head off with a wire!
我竟然与你为伍！ I needed you!
- 我怎么了？ - 你昏迷过去了，不记得吗？ - What happened? - You fainted, don't you remember?
你还记得什么？ What do you remember?
不知道 I don't know.
都不记得 Nothing.
我正回房间。。。 I was walking to my room...
记得那个新来的吗？ You remember the new inmate?
新病友？ New inmate?
你不记得了 You don't remember.
你到底在港咩？ What the hell are you talking about?
格鲁普，那是谁？ Groper, who was that?
卡特肖，长官 Cutshaw, sir.
卡恩接到命令的时候，他正在。。。 When Kane got the orders, he was...
。。。正在隔离区南方驻扎特种兵营 ...he was commanding a Special Forces camp just south of DMZ.
当他到达美国，他们抓住了他的把柄 By the time he got to the States, they'd caught the mistake.
但现在很明显，他已经安然无事了 But by then it was clear he meant to go through with it.
我们一直在监视他 We've been watching him.
我们听说——听说过他精神分裂的故事 We heard the - we heard the stories about his cracking.
他好像在一个几近崩溃的边缘，然后。。。 He seemed to be on the edge of a very serious breakdown, and then...
。。。一台电脑给了他一线希望： ...one computer dropped the stitch and gave a halfway out:
寻求帮助时不用面对自身的疾病 A way to find help without facing his illness;
把自己隐藏起来 A way to hide from himself;
但是更多的。。。 But mostly...
更多的其实是洗掉沾满的鲜血： Mostly a way to wash away all the blood:
用治疗去救赎所有的杀戮 a way to do penance for all the killing by curing.
一开始，只是虚伪但是。。。 At first, it was just a pretense but...
。。。从越南回来的路上发展成了别的 ...on the way back from Viet Nam it developed into something more.
他对卡恩杀人的憎恨变得难以相信， His hatred of the Kane who killed became denial,
甚至成了影射： and also projection:
'杀人的那个一定是别人' 'Someone else must have done all the killing'.
然后这种抵制愈来愈强。。。 Then after a time the denial became so strong that...
。。。完全破坏了卡恩的本性 ...it totally obliterated Kane's identity.
他把卡恩杀人的那一面压制下去 He suppressed the Kane who was the killer,
变成一个好人混在我们中间 and became the better-self that's in all of us.
彻底地 Completely.
除了他做梦的时候 Except when he dreamed.
我们一直在尝试，你看。。。 We were experimenting, you see...
他躲在里面观察外界 He was on the inside, looking out.
一个身为精神病学家的病友。。。 An inmate functioning as a psychiatrist...
。。。而且负责我们都未见过的问题 ...and coming to bear on the problem like nothing we'd ever seen before.
我们时刻盼望他解决新的问题，给我们带来新的视角 We hoped he might come up with a new answer, or at least some new insight.
我想他确实做到了 And I think he did.
我觉得他确实压制了坏的一面 I think the men have been responding to him.
但是如今他开始遭受挫败，坏的一面。。。 你见到了，他治愈自己的唯一希望。。。 But he suffered a setback today. And a bad one... You see, his only hope of finding cure for himself is...
。。。是尽量抹去罪恶感。。。 ...to wipe away the guilt by a saving act...
通过治疗其他的病友 by curing the other inmates,
至少改善他们的状况 or at least see some improvement.
但见效是要花时间的 But that takes time.
时间和你的帮助 Time and your help.
我下过命令，但是我想让卡恩去做这件事，你明白吗？ And you've seen my orders. But I want Kane to play out the string. You understand?
- 吉尔曼上尉 - 在，长官 - Lieutenant Gilman. - Yes, sir.
我希望你去告诉其他病友你弄错了，在这里散播消息应该不难，你愿意吗？ I'd like you to try to convince the other inmates that you were mistaken. That shouldn't be too hard to sell around here? Will you do that?
当然没问题 Oh yeah, sure.
格鲁普，克雷布斯，克里斯汀和其他人会帮你的 还有我 Groper, Krebs, Christian and the others will back you up. So will I.
上校 Colonel.
我有些事情需要搞清楚 Let me get something straight.
一直以来掌管这里的其实是你 You've been incharge here, all the time.
没错 That's right.
卡恩是文森特·卡恩，我是哈德森 Kane is Vincent Kane.I'm Hudson.
我才是精神病学家 I'm the psychiatrist.
文森特只不过是我的病人 Vincent is my patient.
我俩小的时候，我总是逗他笑 When we ah - when we were kids I used to make him laugh all the time.
我是扮小丑的那个，懂吧 I was the clown, you know.
我一直想让他记起来，但是无济于事 And I've been trying to help him remember me. But he won't do it.
他是我弟弟 He's my brother.
嘿服务员，我想让刚刚那位女士再跳一遍，另加一杯苏格兰威士忌 Hey waitress, could I have a runway for the young lady and one more scotch.
先生，你这里已经摆了5杯了 Sir, you've got five right there in front of you.
我想要第六发 I wanted six.
算了 Quiet.
就是那个人，我认的出来 That's him. I know that's him.
- 你傻了吧 - 去你的！我在报纸上看过照片 - You're demented. - Up yours! I've seen his picture in the paper.
你不读报纸，斯坦利 You don't read papers, Stanley.
- 你是个文盲 - 电视行了吧，混账！ - You're an illiterate. - Then TV, you asshole!
看看他！瞧他那脸！ Look at him! Look at his face!
就是那个宇航员，那个神志不清的！ He's the astronaut,the one that lost his marbles!
他来这里组撒？ What's he doin' in a joint like this?
我怎么会知道？ Now, how the fuck do I know?
哥们，这种鱼龙混杂的地方多的是退伍军人 Dude, they have all types of those army whackos stashed up in that Biltmore dump!
没准他就是其中之一呢？我不确定 What if it could be one of them? I don't know!
但就是他，我发誓，绝对的 But that's him, I swear.I'm positive.
有多绝对，斯坦利？ How positive is positive, Stanley?
打赌吗？ You wanna bet?
好啊，赌什么？ Yeah, how much?
就一杯啤酒，还有在嘴上来一拳 Just a beer and a shot in the mouth.
开始吧 Lead on.
我觉得他天真得可爱 I think he's kinda cute.
- 不是不让你吸烟了！ - 嘿斯蒂夫，两杯啤酒两首皇家摇滚 - I told you not to smoke! - Hey Steve, two beers and two bourbon rocks.
你来找观众吗？ You desire an audience?
你叫什么？ What's your name?
你个侏儒 Rumpelstiltskin.
- 事后诸葛亮 - 书呆子 - Wise-ass. - A literate.
你名字 Your name.
你要哪个名字？ My maiden name or married?
书呆子 Too literate.
服务员！ Waitress!
看到没？海军陆战队 See? Marines.
美国海军陆战队 USMC.
性爱大师俱乐部的会员 Unbridled Sex for the Masters Clubs.
是不是我说的那个人？ Is it something I said?
如果我输了，理查德，我要掌他的嘴 If I lose this bet Richard, I'm going to punch him in the mouth.
再一杯苏格兰酒喝两个痰盂，亲爱的 One more scotch and two spittoons, love,
-用毛毛虫汁装满 -Fill them with caterpillar's blood. -我这两位朋友很。。。 -My friends here are very...
嘿，住手！ Hey, cut that out!
是他 It's him.
是他，就是他 It's really him.
我找到他的狗牌了理查德，就是他！ I got his dog tags Richard, its him!
那位狗屁宇航员 The bigshit astronaut.
我的天！ My God!
嘿！大家伙！猜猜这是哪位。。。 Hey! Everybody!Guess what we've got here...
这个是大名人！戴假发的胆小鬼宇航员！ A damned celebrity!A chicken, wigged-out astronaut!
这是比利·卡特肖上尉，兄弟姐妹们 This here is Captain Billy Cutshaw, brothers and sisters.
噢迈嘎 Oh my God.
现在我提议。。。 Now I propose...
封他为贵俱乐部荣誉会员 I propose that we make him an honorary member of our club.
现在友好了！ Now that's friendly!
你愿意加入我们俱乐部吗？ Would you like to join our club?
艹你 Fuck you.
好吧，不草你 Okay. Don't fuck you.
这是我在童子军里学的伎俩 Now this is what I learnt in the boyscouts.
喂？帮我个忙？ Hello? Could you help me please?
你有庇护所的列表吗 Do you have a listing for some kind of asylum -
。。。你能不能找到查理·普莱斯、迪克·科伊 还有詹妮弗和 ...could you maybe invite Charlie Price and Dick Cooey and Jeniffer and -
抱歉。。。 I'm sorry...
你有类似于陆战队庇护所这种部门的电话吗？ Do you have a number for some kind of asylum for marines or something?
首先，我们要给这个弱鸡施礼 First, we must baptize the chicken-mother.
- 理查德，你很荣幸 - 谢谢，斯坦利 - Richard, you may have the honors. - Thank you, Stanley.
我们来倒数 Lets have a countdown.
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1..
倒！ Splash down!
感觉如何，太空人？ Everything A-O.K. there, spaceman?
你能把你的链子搽亮点吗，看起来有破又土 Could you polish your chains, they're old and little cruddy
欢迎。。。来到性爱大师俱乐部 Welcome... to the club.
我是卡恩上校 Colonel Kane.
不，是我 No, I'm on.
你具体位置？ Where are you located?
5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
飞起来啦！ Splash down!
再一次！ Again!
10, 9, 8, 7...
卡特肖 Cutshaw.
- 见过你的家人 - 他们是你的守护神 - Been meeting your family. - I think it's his keeper.
我们发现了一个新的宠物 I think we got us a new beach ball.
走吧 Come on.
这是我们的宠物，放下 That's my beach ball, man. Put it down.
是的，你跟他说，斯坦 Yeah, you tell him, Stan.
- 你最好给MPS打电话 - 不，是该死的SPS巡警 - You better call the M.P.s! - Nah, the S.P.s: that's the Shit Patrol!
这就是你的善良 Here's your goodness in man.
你说什么？ Did you talk?
我觉得宠物刚刚说了点啥！ I think the beach ball here just said something!
你说了什么？ Did you talk?
劳烦放开他 Let go of him, please.
你，放开我的宠物 You, let go of my beach ball.
让我们走 Please let us go.
求我 Pretty please.
求你？ Pretty please?
现在说... Now say...
...“海军陆战队是弱鸡” ..."Marines are chicken."
快点说 Come on, say it.
海军陆战队... Marines...
说完整 Let's finish it.
海军陆战队是弱鸡 Marines are chicken.
等一下，还有几句 Wait wait, just two more.
现在说。。。 Now say...
“海军陆战队都是傻逼” "Marines all suck."
快点 Now come on.
你不想说完就离开这里？ You're gonna say it and get outta here?
那就快点说 Go on, now. Say it.
说：“海军陆战队都是傻逼” Say it: "Marines all suck."
说完就能走 And you can go.
海军陆战队... Marines...
说完整 Come on, let's finish it.
海军陆战队 Marines...
都是。。。傻逼。。。 ...all... suck.
来玩这玩物！ Let's play beach ball!
U.S.M.C.!
现在是休息时间，你看到那边了吗？ Ah, it's break time! Isn't that so?
U.S.M.C.!, U.S.M.C.!
海军陆战队已登陆 The marines have landed.
你要点喝的吗，太空男孩？ You want a little drink, lunar boy?
- 理查德，给我一杯啤酒 - 过来 - Richard, get me a beer- - Coming up.
斯坦利拿来了 Uh-oh, here comes Stanley.
傻逼 Fucking slob.
现在清理后事 Now clean up the mess.
我正在度假！ I'm on vacation!
舔干净 Now lick it.
舔干净！ Lick it!
艹，住手！ Hey, cut that out!
舔干净 Lick it.
之后你们都可以走 And I'll let you both go.
你和你的朋友 You and your friend.
快舔 Now lick it.
舔干净 Lick it.
艹你妈逼 Jesus Christ.
狗屎，他居然真这么做 Chicken-shit turd.He did it!
人渣 Scum.
这身该死的制服 That's for disgracing the fucking uniform.
你们这群混蛋！ You bastards!
- 狗娘养的！ - 把他摁倒 - Sons of bitches! - Get him down.
把他摁在地上，我给他准备了一份礼物 Get him down on the floor.I got a present for him.
按住这混蛋的手 Hold the bastard steady.
按住他，听到没？ Hold him down, will ya?
- 你在干什么，理查德？ - 这家伙是个战士 - How're you doing, Richard? - That guy's a fighter.
我认为他可能需要更多... I think he wants some more...
哦买噶 Oh my God.
我就操你妈。。。 What the fuck...
婊子养的 You son of a -
- 拜托， 上校 - 你自己也说了，他被激怒了 - Come on, Coronel. - You said yourself he was provoked.
- 是的，但是... - 该死的，他必须留在这！ - Yeah, but he also... - No, goddammit! He stays!
我们要带他走，先生 We're taking him in, sir.
抱歉，但是我们必须这样做 Sorry, but we are.
你也可以不交人，我们自己找 And you can either produce him, or we'll find him ourselves.
拜托，弗兰克 Come on, Frank.
最好把它放在那里 Better hold it right there pal.
上校? Colonel?
卡恩上校，长官 Colonel Kane, Sir.
有没有人告诉安？ Has anybody told Ann?
- 安? - 我妻子 - Ann? - My wife.
没有，那就好 No, its alright.
吉尔曼在哪？ Where's Gilman?
他在楼下，长官 He's downstairs, sir.
他没事吧？ Is he alright?
是的，长官，他很好，长官 Yes, sir. He's fine sir.
卡特肖 Cutshaw.
什么事，长官？ Yes, sir?
为什么你不想登月？ Why won't you go to the moon?
因为我害怕 Because I'm afraid.
害怕？ Afraid?
是的，长官 That's right, sir.
遥望那些星球... See the stars...
是那么的寒冷... So cold...
那么遥远... So far...
那么寂寞 and so very lonely.
噢，太寂寞 Oh, so lonely.
所有那些外太空 All that space...
都是空虚孤独 just empty space.
离家。。。太遥远 And so... far way from home.
我不断地徘徊 I've circled round...
在这个地方徘徊 ...and round this house.
日复一日 Orbit...
日复一日 ...after orbit.
我却常犯错 And sometimes I wonder...
像一个太忙太累太傻的陀螺 ...what it would be like never to stop.
转个不休，只放不收 And circle alone up there...
停不了手 ...forever.
还有，如果我到达了那里 And what if I got there,
到了月球 got to the moon,
是否能回来呢？ and couldn't get back?
是啊，每个人都会死 Sure, everyone dies.
我只是害怕死的太孤单 But I'm afraid to die alone...
离家那么遥远 ...so far from home.
如果那儿没有上帝 And if there's no God..
那真是... Then that's really...
真是... ...really...
太苦逼了 ...alone.
没有太多的时间 Not... much time.
时间 Time.
没时间了 No time.
但是我想告诉你... But I'll show you...
想告诉你...上帝无处不在 But I'll show you... God exists.
我想是的，长官 That's right, sir...
一个例子... One example...
其他人... And the others...
可能... maybe...
帮助 help.
试图治愈... Try to cure...
试图治愈他们 Try to cure them too.
我不知道 I don't know.
现在没有其他的方法 No other way now.
时间 Time.
没时间了 No time.
不得不尝试... Had to try...
休克... Shock...
休克治疗 shock treatment.
那是什么，长官？ What was that, sir?
很累 Tired.
噢，天呐 Oh, God.
我爱... I love -
我擦 Oh God.
哦买噶 Oh, my God.
是，长官 Ok, Sir.
他在路上 He's on his way.
我们能聊聊其他病人吗？ Can we talk to the other?
到底发生了什么？怎么警察来了？ Hey, what the hell is going on? Why the cops?
没事，抱歉，回去睡觉 Alright. Sorry, go back to bed.
卡特肖在哪？ Where's Cutshaw?
克雷布斯，检查一下宿舍，克里斯汀，去楼上 Krebs, look in the dorm, will you please? Christian, go up
哦买噶 Oh, my God.
他死了 He's dead.
他自杀了 He gave up his life.
少校? Major?
如果你有在天之灵的话 If you die first and there's life after death...
能否给我开示呢？ Will you give me a sign?
卡特肖上尉 Captain Cutshaw,
我要结束我的生命.. I'm taking my life...
希望我的死能够为停止休克治疗带来冲击 ...in the hope that my death will provide the shock that is curative therapy.
不管怎么样，我就是一个活生生的例子 In any case,you now have your one example.
如果我伤害了你，对不起 If ever I've injured you, I am sorry.
我一直都很欣赏你 I have been fond of you.
我知道未来某天我们一定可以再见面 I know some day I will see you again.
文森特·卡恩 Vincent Kane.
长官，你肯定听过很多关于这里的故事 Sure heard some stories about this place, sir.
据说这儿曾有一个医生其实是个杀人狂 Heard they had a doctor there that was really a killer.
他是一个牺牲品 He was a lamb.
走吧 Ok.
嘿，等一下，等一下 Hey, hold it, hold it.
这块圣·克里斯托弗奖牌从哪来的？ Where did the Saint Christopher medal come from?
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